Highway Diary with Eric Hollerbach
Listen in as Eric Hollerbach talks with comedians, and conspiracy gurus, in a quest for jokes and knowledge.
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Monday Apr 22, 2013
Monday Apr 22, 2013
This episode features the lovely and talented Heidi Lux-Gillion (sometimes just Heidi Lux). She's there to promote her appearance on Damien Shadows PI.
The podcast starts with a discussion of taking a husbands name, and where to get pedigree royal blood. To birth a non-retarded kid.
It doesn't take long for Heidi to start dropping some heavy NYU credentials. And how we met at UCB Lv 1.
Eric talks about his hardships in moving in Los Angeles, and the terrible landlord experiences he's had.
The subject moves onto making offensive material, and how an audience might react. The infamous But-Clit conspiracy is addressed.
Also we discuss the idea that hindsight will always be the less racist perspective.
Heidi talks about her time overhearing Tish Drama, and maybe stalking the man she NYU admired. Lotta NYU dick, followed by a rambling apology for all things by the Eagle.
https://twitter.com/Heidi_Lux
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Damien Shadows PI Ep #1
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/058a11ba52/damien-shadows-pi-psychic-investigator-webisode-1
Theme song: Thrift Shop Featuring Wanz) - Single (Mackemore & Ryan Lewis)
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Monday Apr 15, 2013
Monday Apr 15, 2013
Big episode. Many guests. Many segments.
The episode starts with my mom, Mama Love, informing me we could not talk about her state job.
Mama Love starts to bring up how Eric used to look at himself in the mirror trying out funny faces, and talking to himself all through dinner.
Then Mama love starts to give Eric some dating tips. Then we talk about Mama love experiences in LA.
Mama love sat too close to a racing game in an arcade, and it made her dizzy, and have to go to the bathroom.
Mama love gives her strategies on catching a rich man, that she got from a book. We do some inappropriate role playing after learning about her book-learned seduction skills.
Fan Favorite Stephen Ji returns to the show, to be our Korean Corespondent. We talk Kim Jung Il, and Kim Jung-un, and how they might just be fear puppets of a military industrial complex.
Then I talk to the Jimmy Time Podcast boys. I've assembled the team to see how they are informing themselves in a modern multimedia society.
Then we learn that Jimmy Time Podcast member German (yes, his name is German. Yes that's unusual.), may be gay. Evidence to try to prove this rumor is presented.
Then we talk about getting ratings, and what it takes to be a comic starting out. And a comic's ability to offend people.
Finally, as a special treat. Calder Holbrook stops by to cap off this episode of Highway fucking Diary.
He talks about Monkey Butler, and his new team called, Mrs. Belvedere.
We talk about Dennis Rodman meeting with Kim Jung Un, and the North Korea Conspiracy continues.
Calder talks about the human street signal system in North Korea.
We then talk tribes of warrior pedophiles and polygraph tests.
Also Calder talks about his role as Wilhelm Skeptisch, as part of the Damien Shadows web series.
This is a super show! Listen in!
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Calder's Links
https://www.facebook.com/MrsBelvedere?fref=ts
https://twitter.com/calderholbrook
http://calderholbrook.blogspot.com
Stephen Ji's
http://ioimprov.com/west/performers/stephen-ji
Jimmy Time Podcast
http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyTimePodcast
Monkey Butler
http://www.monkeybutlercomedy.com/shows.html
Theme song: Thrift Shop Featuring Wanz) - Single (Mackemore & Ryan Lewis)
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Monday Apr 08, 2013
Monday Apr 08, 2013
Eric and Emilio talk about coming up as a new comedian at Flappers in Burbank. And we compare different open mics. And proper etiquette at open mics. Also Flappers open mic host Josh Snyder, not getting laid.
Eric and Emilio talk about how hard it is to make black people laugh. And also avant garde performances VS Comedy. And Tilda Swindon's MOMA run.
Mouse dies from pleasure button VS my brother's girlfriend.
General Petraeus apologizes… not for drone murder, but for an affair.
Eric rants about how Barack Obama isn't a real person, he's a PR guy for the establishment. And The Eagle talks about his love of conspiracy's.
They talk religion, comedian solidarity. More scientology talk.
Emilio talks about starring in the feature film, Bank Roll.
Then my roommate Jody Barton joins Highway Diary to talk about the house bunny. Who was picked up by our roommates, on a whim, and his poo is an issue. Ex's and comedy, then an abrupt end.
http://www.podkward.com
https://www.facebook.com/podkward
https://www.facebook.com/HATECRIME2012
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Theme song: Thrift Shop Featuring Wanz) - Single (Mackemore & Ryan Lewis)
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Monday Apr 01, 2013
Monday Apr 01, 2013
Legendary comedian Bobby Slayton is on the podcast today! He talks about political correctness. "There's no reason you can't make fun of other people."
He explains how different ethnic and social groups have hounded him for his material for years.
Bobby talks about his involvement with the film, "The Aristocrats." He then talks about the importance of selling tickets.
Acting vs Stand-up. Bobby talks about his hatred for religion.
We then talk about Bobby getting punched by a guy after a set.
Bobby's Tour Dates
4.4-4.6: Laugh Shop, Calgary, Aberta, Canada
4.12-4.13: Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club, Las Vegas, NV
4.18-4.20: Baltimore Comedy Club, Baltimore, MD
4.25-4.27: New Hope Cinema Grill, New Hope, MN
Bobby's 1 hr Special Taping
http://www.pickwickandfrolic.com/2012/04/bobby-slayton/
https://twitter.com/PitbullofComedy
www.bobbyslayton.com
Theme song: Thrift Shop Featuring Wanz) - Single (Mackemore & Ryan Lewis)
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Monday Mar 25, 2013
Monday Mar 25, 2013
Iffy Nwadiwe and Matt Apple-Doctor from the Candy Dinner Podcast stop by p-cast.
We discuss horrible open-mic's at the liquid zoo. Iffy's love for playboy magazines. And the Apple-Doctor's recent loss of virginity. The three of us then stage an on-podcast suicide for ratings.
Eric talks about the Candy Dinner Podcast segments where they drive through to get fast food.
Eric explains that he's from New Jersey, and that's why he talks so much shit. It's cultural for him. This starts a discussion about East Coasters VS West Coasters.
Josh Nichols is mentioned, and Eric explains his feud. Apple-Doctor disagrees and loves Josh. Iffy is in the middle. Eric's anti-Josh tirade continues.
Because the podcast is recorded in Eric's car off Hollywood, BLVD, we were often distracted due to beautiful women walking around us.
Was the HAARP Facility used to create Hurricane Sandy. Iffy is highly skeptical of this story, and rants about how people google whatever they want to hear, instead of learning about science.
The National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) is mentioned without remembering the name of the bill.
Eric talks about Scientology's Operation Show White, where Scientologists broke into the FBI headquarters and tried to steal the files the FBI had on them.
Apple-Doctor brings up a smear campaign that Scientology used against either Barry Mannalow or Rod Stewart, where they told the press Barry Mannalow had seamen pumped from his stomach, because he said critical of Scientology.
Iffy starts to rant about BET and Kwanzaa.
So much more. Listen in!
Cast: Eric Hollerbach, Matt Apodaca, Ifechukwude Ijeoma Nwadiwe
Iffy's Site
www.thatblacknerd.com
Candy Dinner Podcast
http://candydinner.podbean.com/
Puppet Mayhem
http://www.puppetmayhem.com/
Flappers April 6th 2013 9:30pm YooHoo Room
http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/index.php?pg=showdetail_page&meetid=014c89f9fcd01bf&id=22248
Theme song: Thrift Shop Featuring Wanz) - Single (Mackemore & Ryan Lewis)
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Saturday Mar 23, 2013
Saturday Mar 23, 2013
Eric and Devin talk about having Liberal Arts degrees, and a man who attained a doctorate in Avant-Guarde art by putting a buttplug up his butt and making a spaghetti poo.
The conversation turns to the upcoming web series "Here Comes Godot," which will be out around January 2014.
In this web series is about struggling actors who put on a production of, "Waiting for Godot" by Samuel Beckett.
We ask if the legal system and lawyers are like witchcraft.
We break down the financial problems of Cyprus. We also break down the Queen of England and the Pope.
Eric asks why pedophile priests aren't ritualistically neutered. It's also brought up that non-neutered pope is having wet-dreams or masterbating.
The new pope has Acknoledged Jews.
We also talk about the future of technology, nano-bots and google glasses. And how people will turn into robots. And how the government is putting money towards the creation of a super-soldier.
The future of surgery will be robot-based. And the illusion of choice in America.
We talk Stephen Ji's birthday at Medieval Times. Eric complains about the incessant horsemanship he had to sit through during the dinner. Stephen doesn't remember most of the evening, because he became sick, and threw up from the alcohol.
Eric talks about the low ratings, and how the one-podcast-per-day has been a statistical failure.
Eric reveals the fact that he's a dog-puncher, and how he got in an argument with his roommate about punching his dog. Stephen wonders if dog fighting could look more like MMA, and become more legitimate as a sport.
Lots of hookers walk by the car during the recording. A little God talk.
Stephen Ji's upcoming shows:
http://ioimprov.com/west/performers/stephen-ji
Theme song: Thrift Shop Featuring Wanz) - Single (Mackemore & Ryan Lewis)
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/thrift-shop-feat.-wanz-single/id556955707
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Wednesday Mar 20, 2013
Wednesday Mar 20, 2013
This episode is all about breaking down a radical banking conspiracy. It's not funny, so if you're here for hot steam talk, wait week.
In this episode I DJ an hour of my favorite conspiracy talk.
What is our money based on? A radical investigation team has formed an informational organization called the One People's Public Trust.
http://peoplestrust1776.org http://oppt-in.com
Jerry Kane was another guy on the internet making these claims. He published a seminar on the topic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWpA4YX6rio
He was killed by shadowy agents.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/father-son-in-arkansas-cop-killings-were-headed-home-to-clearwater/1097053
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe7gjcTJpqA
I also introduce a clip of an interview between David Wilcock and Benjamin Fulford. These two internet conspiracy giants break down the financial system, and then talk royal bloodlines, shit gets nuts. Lots of links below.
They've also given fake gold to China in repayment for bonds created during the Marshall Plan after WWII.
http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2012/03/25/the-problem-of-fake-gold-bars/
http://kauilapele.wordpress.com
Tutorial of One People's Public Trust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKr90UcP2tg
Fox Special that predicted 9/11One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCsTf-fKVo
Theme song: Thrift Shop Featuring Wanz) - Single (Mackemore & Ryan Lewis)
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Tuesday Mar 19, 2013
Tuesday Mar 19, 2013
We stopped to see our cousin Kara. Eric remembers the last time he was in Maryland, the car stopped at a bikini car wash.
Tiger balm remembers a time when she first met Kara, and they gave her a makeover, with a short skirt. And went to go to a pool hall to pick up guys, by bending over the pool tables.
We also talk about the filthy state of the car, and how Tiger Balm would be fine with a bikini car was so long as the girls got all the grit off the tires, and rubbed bugs off the car windshield with their boobs.
Eric and Emily break down what it's like to be an Uncle / Aunt.
Emily spots a mysterious truck on the road, that she believes is full of fireworks.
Eric reads an alleged list of crimes.
My cousins Clark and Collin explain their encounters with Hot Steam. They also recall getting nailed with bean-bag chairs.
Collin explains how he wants to live off the land in Alaska. The Eagle explains that getting meat from a carcus, isn't a pleasant process. Especially because Collin is a picky eater.
Hapton Inn, we clean our duvet covers.
Eric also tells a story about farting in a sensory delervation tunnel at the liberty science center, and make other kids crawl through his fart.
Mama love is trying to set Tiger Balm up with a funeral director.
Theme song: Thrift Shop Featuring Wanz) - Single (Mackemore & Ryan Lewis)
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Monday Mar 18, 2013
Monday Mar 18, 2013
Tiger Balm gives a breakdown of illegal activities that definitely did not happen during the road-trip.
Tiger Balm and The Eagle break down Georgia and Alabama, that from the highway it appears to be full of Churches and Waffle-houses. They stop to eat at a waffle house, only to find that it's full of church people.
Emily starts the morning by hot-steaming The Eagle with the use of, "Fart Yoga Maneuvers." And realize that they shouldn't say anymore until Tiger Balm can patent a video series.
Eric also opens up about how the ribs caused a poo-mergency.
Eric talks about how he often hears Tiger Balm fart before he'll register, that a fart has occurred.
We stayed with Emily's old college roommate, just outside Charlotte. They were awesome hosts!
Emily went to Scranton, PA, where NBC's The Office, is located in the show, but actually films in Los Angeles.
The Eagle again shows his distain for deserts, he tells residents of deserts to move.
We went to a Nightclub in Charlette. And the Eagle talks boner dancing, and bathroom drug dealers. Emily's friend Sharon stopped a tranny rape. This is the most controversial episode yet!
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Monday Mar 18, 2013
Monday Mar 18, 2013
Eric proves that he's not a yuppie by singing the yuppie-proof song, "No Scrubs," by female R&B group TLC. Then Eric proposes a new olympic event where someone poops, and people take bets on exactly what's going to come out. One log? Two logs? How many farts? The betting line?
Tiger Balm explains why girls should't give eye contact to guys on the street.
Then we talk about our Hotlanta Segway tour.
Also, The Eagle and Tiger Balm finally find a firework store, and go on a shopping spree.
Eric continues to go through stand-up material that Tiger Balm isn't impressed with.
Eric and Emily argue about the car being overly packed with Emily's stuff.
They talk about their displeasure for rubberneckers.
Mama Love makes her first appearance on the show. This is when Tiger Balm's manipulative side came out. Tiger Balm started a string of lies, breaking trust between the family. Luckily The Eagle swooped in to mend the fences between the arguing women.
Theme song: Thrift Shop Featuring Wanz) - Single (Mackemore & Ryan Lewis)
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